Mother's Day

In honor of Mother's Day, I simply wanted to post some Mommy quotes:

“My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” - Buddy Hackett

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle

“It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” - The Golden Girls

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep." - John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." - Unknown

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.” - Roseanne Barr

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one” - Jill Churchill

“Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same; and most mothers kiss and scold together.” - Pearl S. Buck

“Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.”- Pope Paul VI

“The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.” - Jane Sellman      

“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.” - Rajneesh 


Happy Mother's Day to all the fabulous mothers out there!!

Victoria Rose, Martha Rose, & Emma Rose